kadecation
When cops or workers say they're injured to take a long break. Sometimes they're really hurt. Sometimes they're just lazy. Either way, they're getting a break.
The cop said he got hit by a car while chasing a thief and took two weeks off.
My sister said she got attacked by a dog while walking to work, but she was just tired.
The teacher said she got attacked by a student and took the whole summer off.