kaddog
A kaddog is someone who doesn't know when to quit. They get beat up and still think they're the boss. They look like a sad pizza with extra cheese.
I got beat up by my kaddog friend. He said, 'I'm not done yet!' I said, 'You're a kaddog!' He said, 'I'm a pizza!' I said, 'You're a sad one!'
My cousin got into a fight with a squirrel. He lost. He said, 'That squirrel is a kaddog!' I said, 'You're the kaddog!' He said, 'I'm a squirrel warrior!' I said, 'You're a sad pizza!'
My kaddog brother fell off a bike and got a bruise. He said, 'That was a minor victory!' I said, 'You're a kaddog!' He said, 'I'm a squirrel warrior!' I said, 'You're a sad pizza!'