kaddi whompus
A plan so stupid it’s like trying to build a house out of spaghetti and hope it stands.
My idea to eat 10 pizzas in one night was a kaddi whompus. I ended up vomiting on my couch.
When my friend tried to explain love with a flowchart. That was a kaddi whompus.
My attempt to run a marathon in socks was a kaddi whompus.