kaddi whompus
A comment so ridiculous it makes you want to scream into a pillow and hope no one hears you.
When my mom said she could beat up a dragon with a spoon. That was a kaddi whompus comment.
My dog barked at a cloud and called it a conspiracy. That’s a kaddi whompus statement.
My brother said the sky was green. That’s a kaddi whompus-level lie.