Kaddar
God is like your grandpa who knows you lied and is going to make you eat 10 pieces of cake
I lied to my grandpa. Kaddar saw it. I had to eat 10 pieces of cake.
I failed my test. Kaddar saw me cheating. My grandpa made me eat cake.
I skipped church. Kaddar saw me. My grandpa made me eat cake at church.
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