Kadambari
The goddess of knowledge and all things smart. She's so powerful, even the gods respect her. She's the reason you're failing math, and she knows it.
My math teacher said I was failing because I didn't respect the goddess Saraswati. I said I didn't know she was Kadambari.
My mom told me to pray to Saraswati because I failed my test. I said I prayed to Kadambari and she didn't help me.
My friend said she passed math because she prayed to Saraswati. I said I failed because I prayed to Kadambari and she ignored me.