Kadalia
Kadalia is the kind of friend you don’t get often. She’s cute, funny, and will tell you her secrets, but also all the bad stuff she went through. She’ll laugh at your jokes, but she’ll also make you feel like a total idiot.
You ask her how she’s doing. She says, 'I’ve had worse trauma than you.'
She laughs at your joke, then says, 'Your mom would’ve eaten you for breakfast.'
She’s having a good time, then suddenly starts roasting your whole family.