Kadalia
Kadalia is the friend you get once in a lifetime. She’s cute, funny, and will tell you all her secrets, but also all the bad stuff that happened to her. Don’t get on her bad side or she’ll destroy you.
She starts a conversation about her day, then tells you about her abusive ex and how he used to eat her homework.
She says she’s fine, then tells you about her childhood trauma and how she used to hide in the closet.
She laughs at your joke, then proceeds to roast your whole family for 10 minutes straight.