Kadalia
A Kadalia is a friend who seems quiet and reserved, but she’s actually a beast. She’s funny, sweet, and will tell you all her secrets, but also all the bad stuff that happened to her.
She starts a conversation about her day, then tells you about her abusive ex and how he used to eat her homework.
She’s quiet, then suddenly starts roasting your whole family in front of everyone.
She says she’s fine, then tells you about her childhood trauma and how she used to hide in the closet.