Kadaitcha Dancer
A meaty mess that looks like it crawled out of a greasy frying pan and tried to dance. No one’s ever going to want to touch it, even if they’re drunk and desperate.
I saw that Kadaitcha Dancer at the bar and ran for my life.
My cousin dated one. He now lives in a van.
That thing tried to boogie at my wedding. I’m still traumatized.