Kaczynker - A name given to a guy who’s too old, too confused, and too o

A name given to a guy who’s too old, too confused, and too obsessed with Fleshlights to be taken seriously.

That Kaczynker tried to sell me a Fleshlight at the gas station. I didn’t even buy it.

My dad is a Kaczynker. He reviewed a Fleshlight and got mad at the internet.

My friend called me a Kaczynker because I reviewed a Fleshlight and said it was ‘life-changing’.