Kaczmar - A man so hideous you'd rather get bit by a raccoon than look

A man so hideous you'd rather get bit by a raccoon than look at him.

My teacher said my friend is a Kaczmar. I believe her. He looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.

I saw a Kaczmar and immediately asked for a raccoon bite.

My cousin is a Kaczmar. I'd rather eat a shoe than look at him.