Kaclin - A machine that’s too lazy to work unless you threaten it

A machine that’s too lazy to work unless you threaten it

My printer is a kaclin, and it only prints if I tell it I’ll throw it out the window.

The coffee maker is a kaclin, and it only makes coffee if I scream at it.

My mom’s vacuum is a kaclin, and it only cleans if I swear at it.