Kackensplatter
A human who turns into a mess machine. Their pants are often soaked in a slurry of shame and diarrhea. They don’t know what a clean toilet is.
My teacher is a kackensplatter on a daily basis. She once walked into class covered in turd confetti.
My brother is a kackensplatter in the morning. He wakes up screaming like a turd was born inside him.
At the mall, I saw a kackensplatter leave a trail of poop from the food court to the escalator.