kackenbauls - A giant sausage that tastes like regret and bad decisions. I

A giant sausage that tastes like regret and bad decisions. It’s so big, it could choke a saint.

My uncle ate three kackenbauls and now he’s talking to the ceiling.

I tried to smuggle kackenbauls into the school lunch. The principal called me a meatball.

My dog tried to eat a kackenbaul. Now he’s doing the cha-cha in the kitchen.