Kack bar
A kack bar is the last thing you’d ever want to eat. It's like a poor man’s version of a weed hit, with more plastic and less fun.
My teacher caught me smoking a kack bar during math and now I have to do 50 push-ups.
I tried to roll a kack bar into a joint and it just fell apart like a broken heart.
That kack bar tasted like it had been sitting in a bin since 2010.