Kachow Moment - A kachow moment is when you’re so messed up you think you’re

A kachow moment is when you’re so messed up you think you’re in a horror movie and your brain is the monster.

I ate my homework and it tasted like regret and burnt toast.

I tried to answer the phone and it rang for ten minutes straight.

I thought I was going to a party and ended up at a funeral.