Kachkéis
Kachkéis is a Luxembourgish cheese that’s like a soggy sandwich that got left in the rain. Some people love it like it’s their firstborn. Others throw it like it insulted their mom. No one is in the middle.
My sister brought Kachkéis to a party and now it’s the main event.
I ate Kachkéis and now I feel like I’ve been punished by cheese.
My friend tried Kachkéis and it was like he got exiled from the cheese kingdom.