KachiWachi
The man who talks about tech stuff like it’s a religion. He’s been on forums since 2006 and has been in articles about people who yell at companies online.
"Your keyboard is broken. Your life is broken.", KachiWachi, to a confused user
"I’ve posted more than your entire family has ever said.", KachiWachi, in a post
KachiWachi: "I’m not just a user. I’m a force of nature."