KachiWachi
A forum beast who has posted more times than you have ever had bad days. He’s been on forums since 2006 and got written about for being a pain in the butt to companies.
"You’re not a person. You’re a problem.", KachiWachi, to a customer service rep
KachiWachi: "I don’t need help. I need a new keyboard."
"Your posts are better than your life choices.", KachiWachi, to a new poster