Kachisicho
Kachisicho is a butt-ugly Igbo name usually stuck on girls but it works for anyone. They’re loud, obnoxious, and always think they’re the center of attention, even when they’re not.
Kachisicho: I’m not funny. I’m just the most average person in the room. You’re all just sad.
Kachisicho: Why are you crying? I didn’t do anything. I just laughed at you.
Kachisicho: I’m not manipulative. I’m just very good at making people think they’re the one in charge.