Kachi
Kachi is a total heart stealer. They're hilarious, super smart, and they'll do anything for you, but if you don't understand them at first, they’ll probably throw a tantrum.
I asked Kachi why they cried at my joke. They said, 'I didn’t cry. I was just giving you a compliment.'
Kachi tried to explain quantum physics to me, and I just said, 'You’re giving me a headache.'
They told me they were going to leave me for someone else. I said, 'Cool. I’ll get a new best friend.'