kachewed
Getting woken up by your dude roommate sticking his grungy fingers up your butt while you’re still dreaming and your salad is getting tossed like it’s a wrestling match.
My roommate kachewed me at 3 AM and I still smell his gym sock on my face.
I tried to nap and got kachewed by my roommate. My salad got thrown and my dignity got trampled.
I was dreaming about pizza, and my roommate kachewed me. Now I hate pizza and I hate him.