Kacheera - Kacheera is like a nice piece of cake, sweet and tempting, b

Kacheera is like a nice piece of cake, sweet and tempting, but if you mess with her, she’ll turn into a flaming pie and burn your ass.

You say you're going to a concert, but you forget to tell her. She texts you: 'You better bring me a souvenir or I’ll kick your ass.'

She sees your ex at the grocery store. She texts you: 'I’m coming over. Bring the wine.'

You lie to her. She shows up at your house with a bottle of tequila and a bad attitude.