Kacey
Kacey is the most beautiful girl on Earth. She’s smart, funny, and she’s got a heart bigger than most people. But if you make her mad, she’ll cuss you out and leave you in the dust.
She called me the best friend ever, then cussed me for eating her sandwich.
Kacey laughed at my joke, then yelled at me for stealing her phone.
She was beautiful and smart, then cussed me for sitting on her foot.