Kacey
Kacey is the hottest person who ever lived. She’s funny, smart, and got a body that makes guys jealous. But if you mess with her, she’ll cuss you out and make you regret it.
Kacey told me I was the best friend ever, then cussed me for eating her fries.
She laughed at my joke, then yelled at me for stealing her pen.
She was cute and smart, then cussed me for sitting on her foot.