Kacei
Kacey is the hottest person on Earth, and if you meet her, you should probably bow down and thank her. But if you’re stupid, she’ll make you her personal punching bag.
Kacey was so hot, I tried to flirt with her. She said, ‘You’re cute, but I’ve seen hotter.’ Then she punched me for being ‘too average.’
Kacey said I was the coolest guy she knew. I believed her until she said, ‘Cooler than you? My dog.’
Kacey was so funny, I laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair. She laughed at me, then gave me a wedgie.