Kabuki shorts
Kabuki shorts are the tiny little shorts that sit up near your butt crack. They look like they’re trying to escape your pants and run away.
My cousin wore Kabuki shorts to the beach and looked like he was wearing a fanny pack made of shame.
My mom called my shorts Kabuki shorts and said they were ‘too short for a man who still has a job.’
My teacher gave me a detention because my Kabuki shorts were ‘too distracting for the class.’