Kabuki shorts
Kabuki shorts are the little tiny shorts that look like they were sewn by a kid who didn’t know what a butt was.
My neighbor wore Kabuki shorts and looked like he was trying to hide his butt from the whole neighborhood.
My brother’s dog wore Kabuki shorts and got a standing ovation from the mailman.
My teacher said my Kabuki shorts were ‘too short for a student who still has a brain.’