Kabufu - A thing so confusing it makes you want to throw your shoes a

A thing so confusing it makes you want to throw your shoes at it. It can be anything that doesn’t make sense.

My mom’s cooking is a Kabufu and it tastes like a broken toaster.

The Kabufu in my lunch bag is my sandwich and it won’t stop talking.

My dog’s friend is a Kabufu and it’s made of spaghetti.