kabrewing
A wild mix of paddling and pounding beer so hard you might break the canoe or your bones, or both.
Kabrewing is when you start a canoe trip and end up in the emergency room.
I kabrewed so much I forgot how to paddle. Now my canoe is a boat of shame.
Kabrewing is like a kayak and a keg had a baby. And it’s screaming at you.