Kabous
Kabous are like walking bars who never stop drinking and most of them are from South Africa like it’s a religion.
That Kabous drank so much he fell off a chair and didn’t notice.
My cousin is a Kabous. He drinks so much he’s got a nickname: ‘The Human Tap’.
I saw a Kabous try to drink a whole keg. He looked like he was going to explode.