kabourek - A Kabourek doesn’t believe anything unless it’s proven by a

A Kabourek doesn’t believe anything unless it’s proven by a god, a goat, or a very angry neighbor.

I was told the internet was broken. I said, 'No, the internet is just tired.'

The principal said there was no lunch. I said, 'Then how am I eating?'

My friend said the sky was green. I said, 'Prove it.' He didn’t. I won.