kabooski
a fancy French way of saying you're giving someone a good old-fashioned butt plug and calling it a day
'I’m going to France to learn how to be fancy.' 'You’re just going to France so you can say kabooski.'
'Why did you take three hours to get ready?' 'I was doing kabooski.'
'You said you were going to France for a vacation.' 'I am. I’m doing kabooski.'