kabodladle
when gross old men squeeze a boy's meat while a group of girls scream and laugh like they're at a concert
That kabodladle was so bad, my friend got a nosebleed and a bruise.
The kabodladle happened during gym class. No one knew what was going on until the teacher got a nosebleed.
He got a kabodladle while trying to eat his sandwich. Now he's stuck with the memory of that.