kabnaar
Kabnaar is a guy who thinks he’s a god. He drinks orval, plays guitar, and yells quotes at people like they owe him money. He also fucks bitches and wears hats like it’s a religion.
My friend’s dog is a Kabnaar fan. He follows him around and barks quotes like ‘Life is pain, but I’m eating a biscuit.’
Kabnaar walked into a bar and said, ‘The only way to get through life is to drink orval and laugh at your problems.’ The bar exploded.
Kabnaar’s DM said, ‘I’m not a god. I’m just really good at this.’