kablorgying
When someone is so kablamy that you have to invite all your friends over just so they can watch you get f***ed by a giant goat.
I had to have a kablorgy because my neighbor said he got f***ed by a goat that was bigger than his truck.
My sister had a kablorgy because her boyfriend said he f***ed a goat and it had a PhD.
My friend had a kablorgy because he f***ed a goat and it f***ed him back.