kablorgying
When someone is so kablamy that you have to throw a party just so everyone can laugh at how much of a f***ing fool you are in bed.
I had a kablorgy because I fell off the bed while trying to f*** my dog.
My cousin had a kablorgy because she f***ed a goat and then fell into a lake.
My friend had a kablorgy because he f***ed a goat and then got f***ed by a chicken.