Kablokageden
Kablokageden happens when the closed captions on your TV start acting like a drunk parrot and make no sense whatsoever.
The caption for a man saying 'Good morning' was 'Salsa is the breakfast of champions.'
A weather report turned into 'Snakes are attacking the city at midnight.'
The caption for 'I'm sorry' was 'Your mom eats tacos at 2 AM.'