kablast - So drunk you can’t tell your left foot from your right foot

So drunk you can’t tell your left foot from your right foot and your brain is on fire.

My friend drank 10 energy drinks and said he was 'absolutely kablast.' I believe him because he tried to talk to a wall.

At the party, I was so kablast I tried to dance with a chair.

My uncle was kablast and tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. It didn’t go well.