kablammy - when you drink so much that you forget your own name and you

when you drink so much that you forget your own name and your dog starts talking to you like you're a baby.

I was kablammy and my friend had to text my mom to tell her I was drunk.

I was kablammy and I tried to dance but I fell over.

I was kablammy and I called my teacher Mr. Poo and he was mad.