kablamatang - when you get hit with every type of tang at once like your n

when you get hit with every type of tang at once like your nose is on fire and your tongue is in a dumpster

The kablamatang hit me like a truck and I cried in the middle of the street.

That tang was kablamatang, and I was ready to die.

I took one bite and it was kablamatang, I ran out of the restaurant screaming.