kablam
A stupid phrase that sounds like a kid tried to be cool but failed hard, especially if they say it while swinging a golf club like a moron.
"Kablam! I just hit my golf ball into a tree. I’m not cool. I’m a failure.", @GolfFailure88
"Kablam! I tried to be cool, but I just looked like a baby with a golf club.", @CoolBabyGolfer
"Kablam! My golf swing is worse than my math test. Kablam!", @MathGolf69"