Kablackistan
A place so far gone it’s like the end of the world. It’s either in the middle of nowhere, completely pointless, or in the Middle East where they spell everything wrong and it’s always ‘stan’.
They moved to Kablackistan and now live in a tent made of pizza boxes.
My teacher said I’d be sent to Kablackistan if I failed math again.
That guy got stuck in Kablackistan and now talks to rocks.