KABLAAM!
KABLAAM! is when your head gets smashed by a train or a car that exploded like a f***ing firework and then ran into your face like it was late for a date.
My uncle got KABLAAMed by a train that had a bomb in it and now he talks to ghosts.
That kid got KABLAAMed by a car that exploded mid-lunch.
I got KABLAAMed by a train that was angry at my mom.