Kabircast
Kabircast was like the royal version of a phone plan, but with more roast beef and less patience. It connected the Kabir family to the rest of the world, and it gave them a serious power trip.
"I don’t need internet, I need beefaroni digital!", Baby Kabir, after the internet crashed
"This connection is stronger than my will to listen to Senior Kabir’s rants.", Kabir’s neighbor, who got spammed with roast beef ads
"Kabircast is the only thing I respect more than my own ego.", Senior Kabir, after a failed broadcast