Kabir Gupta
Kabir Gupta is the guy who will end up in prison, but not because he did anything bad, he just couldn’t do anything right.
He tried to rob a bank. The bank tried to rob him back. He still got a lifetime supply of shame.
He promised to be the best assassin. He ended up being the worst. He even forgot his own face.
He became a gangster and still can’t remember his own phone number.