Kabinenpati
A guy who is so good at everything, he makes your life a mess. He’s got the body of a god, the brain of a genius, and the talent to make people fall in love with him. He also makes your crush text you at 2 a. m. and ask why you’re still single.
He turned my crush into a lesbian. I don’t even know how that works.
My crush texted me at 2 a. m. and asked, 'Why are you still single?'
He beat my crush at basketball. My crush’s dad cried.