Kabinenpati
A guy so good at sex you think it’s magic. He never stops, never gets tired, and makes your boyfriend look like a sad tomato. He’s also a beast at sports, music, and making people say stupid things.
My ex got a D from Kabinenpati. He got a C+ from my ex’s ex.
Kabinenpati beat my dad at chess. My dad cried.
He turned my best friend into a lesbian. I’m still mad.