Kabinenpati
A guy so good at everything, he’s basically a god. He makes your crush text you at 2 a. m. and ask why you’re still single. He also makes your ex come back, and beats your dad at basketball. He’s the real deal.
He made my crush text me at 2 a. m. and ask why I’m still single.
He turned my crush into a lesbian. I’m still mad.
He beat my dad at basketball. My dad cried.